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Patriotism/Nationalism I Know Exactly What You Can Do With It

Kikuyu, Kenya in the 1950’s, officially the British detained 80,000 Kenyans, but that’s a lie, the truth is they detained one and a half million people in camps and fortified villages. There, British soldiers, beat to death thousands, more died from malnutrition, typhoid, tuberculosis and dysentery. Kenyan children in almost all the camps did not survive.

Torture of these Kenyans was widespread, many of the men were raped, using knives, broken bottles and rifle barrels. A favourite torture technique by British soldiers was to hold a man upside down, his head in a bucket of water while sand was rammed into his rectum with a stick. Women were routinely gang raped by British soldiers, who also enjoyed allowing dogs to maul Kenyans, and happily electrocuted Kenyans. A British genius, devised a tool that would first crush a man’s testicles and then ripped them off. British soldiers regularly used pliers to mutilate women’s breasts. British soldiers cut off Kenyan ears and fingers and gouged out their eyes. People were dragged along the ground by Land Rovers, driven by British soldiers, until their bodies disintegrated. Men were rolled up in barbed wire and kicked around the camps.

The British Empire was evil, corrupt, cruel, barbaric and savage. It was an Empire built upon the corpses of millions of human beings, who offended the British for not being British. Being proud of the British Empire is as wrong as a German being proud of the Nazi’s or the Japanese of their own people during World War 2, but because we the British are arrogant, ignorant and WRONG, almost every day about everything, the British will not accept the wrongdoings of the nation they are a part of. But the wrongdoings are there, the atrocities committed by the British are just as bad as those committed by any other European Empire.

Between 1490 and 1890 those damned Europeans murdered, purposefully or accidentally on purpose, anywhere between 1.8 million and 100 million indigenous people in the Americas.

Let’s not forget also that very National drive by Hitler and his wonderful internment camps Auschwitz-Birkenbeu, Bergen-Belsen, Buchenwald, Dachau and dozens of others, when you look into it there’s a vast list of these death camps, where men, women and children were butchered for being Jews, or Polish, or Gypsies.

There’s only shame in patriotism, and especially in nationalism. To not take into account the atrocities carried out by your people on peoples of other lands is to accept untruths, to embrace ignorance.

So, as far as I’m concerned, every patriotic, nationalistic person on this planet can take, their, so called, pride and stick it where the Sun doesn’t shine.

 

Trouble In Mind?

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150281/REVEALED-Hundreds-words-avoid-using-online-dont-want-government-spying-you.html

 Hmm, I often mention, either via Facebook or my blog site, many of these words, that are on our Yankee cousins must not mention list, silly Yankees, get a flipping grip, it’s like a big bunch of idiots with a little power have let it go to their heads. In Yankeeland, at airports, small children, has young as two, have been detained for being suspected terrorists or criminals, the World really is run by idiots for idiots (which are of course us, the general public) but anyway, is it possible to have typed words via the Internet become an alert on some intelligence agencies spy software? Really, do people really believe such, a nonsense? Or is it nonsense? Let’s give it good ole go;

In London, during the Queen’s Jubilee or The Olympics, there’s going to be an ATTACK,  maybe a DIRTY BOMB, perhaps an ASSASSINATION attempt, a member of the Royal Family would be a prize target, would it not? At the time of this event DOMESTIC SECURITY along with the COPS, other branches of LAW ENFORCEMENT and other AUTHORITIES will be carrying out some sort of DRILL EXERCISES, perhaps in case of a DISASTER, the drill will be all about DISASTER MANAGEMENT, naturally the other emergency agencies will be involved in this fake STATE OF EMERGENCY, if we here in Great Britain enjoyed such organisations like SWAT teams, and HOMELAND SECURITY, they would also be involved, but we unfortunately (heh, fortunately) don’t have to suffer such ridiculous teams of arrogant, ignorant, self serving buffoons, at least not yet. The drill will be alleged to assess NATIONAL PREPAREDNESS, mostly to assess RESPONSE, RECOVERY and PREVENTION, though how any of that is viable against an attack of a nuclear nature is beyond my, and obviously so, limited knowledge. Does Britain enjoy a similar organisation as the DOMESTIC NUCLEAR DETECTION OFFICE? DOMESTIC NUCLEAR DETECTION seems a pointless exercise, how does an organisation plan against nuclear attack, in any form? EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT and EMERGENCY RESPONSE surely would be non existent, it would be chaos after such an attack, everyone too scared to respond correctly, no matter how many drill exercises a trained team had undergone. FIRST RESPONDER to such an event would certainly not be the local POLICE, and I’d imagine MEDICAL ASSISTANCE would be difficult to respond in such a situation, an EXPLOSION of such a BOMB would cause many DEATHS, and EVACUATION of the area would be ponderous, to say the least, NATIONAL SECURITY would also be threatened and impaired by ORGANISED CRIME, GANGS of asshats deciding to RIOT and take advantage of such a situation, LOOTING would be off the scale, making last years riots look tame in comparison. How would any TEAM, no matter how well trained respond to even a PIPE BOMB INCIDENT? Events would be so out of control a lesser THREAT would be seriously hard to manage. In various areas of London there would be many a SHOOTING, police would not bother to respond to reports of SHOTS FIRED. Of course the important folk would be quickly transported to a secret FACILITY preventing them coming to harm, or being taken HOSTAGE, the police have already shown they are unable to cope with a STANDOFF between themselves and local thugs, there’s not even going to be any attempt of SCREENING folk entering London for these special events, is there? I seriously doubt it, and even if there was the authorities would just claim any terror group had planned far in advance, which of course would not be the case, terror groups don’t exist, unless of course you can claim  the authorities are terror groups, you know the kind, M.I.5 and M.I.6, they certainly behave like such, throughout their history at least they have. London is such a sprawling mass how could the authorities create a LOCKDOWN? Is such an idea impossible? 

Would those responsible for an atrocity try to follow the plan of September the 11th? Hijack a plane force it into an EMERGENCY LANDING, over London, and then BOOM explode a small nuclear device, such an explosion over a populated city would cause devastation for many generations to come. A BREACH to National Security would of course result in the creation of serious social control programs, like having identity cards being forced upon us, more security cameras, curfews, and like sheep we would all comply, in Britain we don’t have armed INITIATIVES, like America’s MILITIAS, that would attempt to resist such security impositions. 

I know for a fact most Britons are unaware of what MARITIME DOMAIN AWARENESS means, fortunately my huge (HA!) intellect alerts me to certain facts, making me, graciously higher on the evolutionary ladder than my fellow monkeys. Yes, I am both arrogant and ignorant, and surprisingly always right, except when I’m (quite often) wrong, heh!

You know though disaster MITIGATION is probably an important recourse, because I might be wrong, very, terror groups might really exist, though I doubt it, and England/Britain and all us wonderful Englanders/Britons really might be under threat. Ha! Ha!Ha! Yeah, I already know, I say, well type, the funniest things.

 

Despairs At The Lack Of Intelligence Humans Exhibit

We, Homo Sapiens, are supposed to be intelligent, it’s assumed by many people that they are in fact intelligent, and that as a species we are, I would like the time, now, to claim otherwise. Now this post isn’t going to be some sort of narcissistic claim that I myself am intelligent, I would quite happily argue with anyone all day, any day, that I am in fact the opposite. I find my lack of intelligence, and my poor education, a constant embarrassment, I admit to being ashamed of my own idiocy and lack of intellectual enlightenment, I wish I had a greater capacity for understanding, a larger palette of knowledge, but I haven’t, I must accept my failings, and my lack of brain power is one such failing, sigh.

However I do not seem to be alone when it comes to low levels of intelligence, it appears that I am constantly surrounded by people equally as lacking in intelligence as I, in fact it has come to my attention that out there in the big, crazy, old World are people even less intelligent than little old me. Which is something I always find distressing, I can accept my own lack of intelligence, but the discovery of people less intelligent really exasperates, and I feel the need to sigh many times a day on a daily basis.

There should be no one, anywhere, less intelligent than myself, it’s most shocking that the reality is otherwise. 

The arrogant, and perhaps ignorant, attitude about human intelligence is something that I think (yes, though lacking in intelligence I still manage thought, remarkable, I know) should be reconsidered, how many intelligent people are out there in the World, really? Just what is the percentage? How is that percentage distributed?

In governments Worldwide how many great intellects are there? At the weekend while exiting my nearest bookstore, a staggering fifteen to twenty miles away, I noticed a book, The Geek Manifesto, I think the book touches upon similar concepts as I’m attempting to present here, the fact that intelligence for most people is not something to aspire to be, to be proud of, to attempt to grasp, it seems these days, and at least to me, a self confessed idiot, indeed I once wrote a book about a year in my own idiot life, that intelligence is frowned upon, ignored, to be feared, condemned, ridiculed. Which seems rather odd, you’d think that intelligence, especially these days with all these technological marvels at our grasp, that people would be more readily accepting of, that folk would be reveling in intellectual endeavours and that everyone, everywhere, would be far more intelligent than myself. It’s a shame that is not the case, though perhaps better for me that it’s not, otherwise, and if the scenario was far different, I’d find myself naked in a cage as intelligent people prodded me with sticks and assaulted my primitive brain with higher falutin’ concepts like the origins of the Universe, evolution, the Earth not being flat and Einstein’s Relativity, fortunately I don’t have to suffer such humiliation, well not until the (other) apes takeover.

Today, like many other days, I felt frustrated at my own lack of intelligence, but more so at the lack of others, here in Great Britain, the use of the native tongue, English, is so badly used, both verbally and especially in it’s non verbal form, this lack of being able to grasp the language of one’s birth makes me despair, it seems, from my vantage point at least, that without intelligence, without well educated people, the future, near, is very bleak and this fills me with sadness, when I perceive the future I see a World drowning in idiocy and it’s not one I am looking forward to watching unfold.

The sooner the (other) apes takeover the better, or at least this unintelligent ape believes. 

 

Captain Paranoid

Yes, I am, not as paranoid as some, or many, but certainly more paranoid than most, heh, I believe completely in every single conspiracy theory, even those that contradict other theories and those that are so outrageous there’s no way they can ever be real, in fact they're my favourites.

Anyway, the conspiracy theory I am currently buying into, massively, is the theory that at some point this year there will be a huge, barmy, tragedy occurring, perhaps a terrorist attack, though I don’t really believe there are terrorist organisations, I certainly do not believe that Al Qaida exists, I’m one of those fruitcakes who doesn’t accept that Islamic terrorists carried out the World Trade Centre attack, yeah I know not only am I a nutjob, I’m also a disrespectful nutjob, so, sue me, but I digress.

It’s my considered opinion that the U.S of A is close to shutting down, completely abandoning it’s democratic ideals and becoming the capital of the New World Order, I believe this will occur after a terrible event happens, probably an alleged terrorist attack, probably during some huge global event, the most obvious being this year’s Olympics in London, obviously it will not be a terrorist organisation behind the attack, though Islamic terrorists will be blamed of such an atrocity.

It’s the perfect setup, we in nations like Great Britain fear Muslims, it’s been drummed into us, since 9/11, that those blasted Islamists are out to murder us all, I myself feel unsafe every day, don’t you? Ha. Al Qaida terrorist cells, the Afghan Air Force and Navy, just waiting to blow us to Hell, and maybe back again. Heh.

The alleged terrorist attack on the Olympic Games will of course involve the deaths of many, unimportant people, folk like me, you know the type, people like me, nobodies make up ninety nine percent of the World’s population, people like me don’t matter, at all, if a billion ordinary folk died, those in power, the elite wouldn’t give a hoot, now would they? There’s only one correct answer to that question.

The atrocity in London will result in severe methods being instituted, martial law, infringements of civil liberties and human rights. Not just here in Blighty, but in other so called First World nations.

Anyway that there (or here?) is my, perhaps, insane theory. Will it all unfold as I think? Probably not, but if it does, hmm, it perhaps means I understand the World better than most, maybe, perhaps, probably, but more likely improbably.

 

Britain What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

Now I am under no delusions, I am aware that I am fortunate to live in Great Britain, but no more so than people who live in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the United States of America, Japan, France, Germany and many other fairly prosperous nations, however, though I am fortunate the present situation within the confines of my nation of birth is approaching a point of no return, the entire country is on the precipice of social breakdown on a scale that perhaps comparative nations will not enjoy.

This nation, this Britain, is a hive of scum and villainy, it really is, and I’m aware that there’s no way out, no way back, the future of Britain, like the present, is very unpleasant. I can quite happily state has a decent human being, one who attends a place of employ, pays taxes, does not partake in any criminal activity, in fact can honestly confess I do not associate myself with any criminals, which is you know very nice, that I am ashamed to be British.

But enough of my being positive now for a dive into negativity. Great Britain is not a country I can be proud of, my fellow Britons, en masse, are a collection of hoodlums, petty criminals, benefit scroungers and dirty, disgusting, appalling examples of what constitutes a human being. Pandering to the lowest person in said nation is no way of running a nation, unfortunately successive Labour and Conservative governments have pursued such policies, to the detriment of all the decent folk within this land of hope and glory, though I sometimes find myself under the assumption that most folk in Great Britain are in no way decent, or at least so is my unfortunate experience.

I know that it is impossible to have control over the opinions of other folks, however I often find myself wondering how the Great British public can be so obsessive, or so it would seem, with a great deal of hatred and anger, examples of this, the popularity of the British National Party and the English Defence League, the awful homophobic nature of far too many people I have met during my far too long life, xenophobic attitudes are on an even higher level than homophobic, the illogical hatred of foreign people seeking employment, and new lives, in Great Britain is gross and proves my point that people are ignoramuses. Though I suppose throughout history the general public has always been ignorant. I surely find people who happily voice hateful opinions to be a constant embarrassment to my status as a Briton. On a related, but tenuously so, note, as an Englander I also find myself embarrassed by the men who represent England at football, and also many of the men and women who claim to be England football squad fans, many of these men who represent the nation, or are of the nation, are thugs, drug users, those who cheat on their spouses, use prostitutes, are involved in the abduction and sexual abuse of women, lovely examples of the English are they not? That was a rhetorical question, obviously they are NOT.

British, though mainly English, or so I believe, people on holiday in foreign climes establish themselves as abhorrent low lives as they engage in drunken episodes of an awful nature in places of beauty dotted across the planet, but mainly in European countries. Yes, the joyous holidays abroad the lovely, well behaved British public enjoys. If it wasn’t for the ridiculous amount of money these lovely folk spend on, mainly, alcohol, European holiday destinations would ban the British from ever venturing to their nations ever again.

An awful obsession with both alcohol and illegal substances is both shocking and shameful, but many, many British people choose a lifestyle that embraces both. It’s like there’s a nation of folk who can’t help but engage in such abhorrent activities, one of which is against the law, not that such a thing matters anymore, drug use being considered a daily norm. I myself struggle to understand the obsession, drug addiction, crime, gangs, confuse my pitiful monkey mind, growing up in the Eighties the only drugs I encountered where on TV shows like Miami Vice, Crockett and Tubbs busting a cap in the asses of criminal drug lords in the state of Florida. These days though illegal substances can be found on the streets of Britain, in every city, town and village, at public houses, even at places of employ, what happened to Britain? How did it become so drenched in crime, in illegal substances? Petty criminal activity is almost second place, theft on an epidemic scale, through all classes of society, it’s almost impossible to avoid petty criminals, most British folk are petty, and criminals.

One of the things I remember from my childhood is the fact that tattoos were once the sole interest of mainly the criminal underclass, okay folk in the military, merchant navy and bikers also enjoyed the odd tattoo or two, but it was mainly criminals, especially those who attended a period of time at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Nowadays though tattoos are adorned by every nipple head and his dog, which I am totally convinced is the evolution of tattoos, adorning people’s pets.

The messy environment of Britain frustrates and annoys me, why do people litter? It’s unnecessary, placing waste products in rubbish bins, which are provided everywhere by local authorities, is not difficult, it’s not rocket science, but many a Briton finds it so, obviously from the evidence, everywhere.

To live in a nation where the men are of low morals is not surprising, men are generally known to have morals low, but in Great Britain the women are generally of low morals, in fact perhaps more so than the men, not all women, I would hope, but a great many. I hate women with tattoos, with hateful attitudes, who drink pints of lager, who use vulgar language, engage in promiscuity, it’s standard, in Britain, for women to have had sex with up to fifty men, some brag about having HAD more, one hundred, two hundred, even more. I despair at the common British woman.

There’s a nasty, evil culture of stabbing related murders, a lot of them are perpetrated by children on children, how can anyone in government be happy about governing a nation where such things happen? I find it abhorrent that government ministers do not care about the appalling state of Great Britain, I’m also ashamed of myself, kind of, because I actually make sure my vote counts, I know how stupid of me, right? But I vote for a party that doesn’t care about Britain, doesn’t care about the problems, the many, many problems Britain enjoys, ha, but apathy isn’t the answer, only the ignorant, or wealthy, are apathetic, it’s the rest of us, those of us who exist in the real Great Britain that shouldn’t be apathetic, it’s us that suffer. Badly.

This apathy seeps through the core of the land, infecting everything, the very fabric of the nation is damaged beyond repair, this is highlighted by the poorly educated that regularly leave school without the skills to read or write, it’s evidenced by the corruption of the English language, the terrible use of grammar and punctuation. Which is terrible, the country of Shakespeare, of Dickens, of Yeats, of Blake, reduced to a gaggle of idiotic text language, of incorrect usage of the language, verbally but especially in the textual medium, I sigh, heavily, exasperatingly, at the awful use of modern English.

Again I am aware that I am fortunate to live in such a country, but you know it’s far worst than it was when I was a child, and rapidly deteriorating, and anyone who doesn’t see that doesn’t live in the real World, they exist in a state of permanent delusion.

 

Powerful Ideas

There’s many a powerful idea out there in idea land. Most questions, big questions, people ask themselves, or others, revolve around selfish human wants, or foolish human ideals. Questions of ME, ME, ME, of morals, of religious belief, of a belief in race, of political ideologies, big human questions, the ones that seem most important, or should be of the highest importance are the ones the easiest and also hardest to answer. For a start to answer those questions, there is no ME, the entire notion of individuality is foolish, no one is unique, not one person has had a unique thought, not one person a unique experience, you can guarantee millions have had the same thought, the same experiences. Naturally. There's seven billion of us, and more than that at some time, or another, have lived here. There is no individuals, we are a collective, like ants, or more appropriately sheep. The question of morals, everything should be reasonable thought, we should think clearly and intelligently about every move we make. Religious belief, sigh, men created God, Jesus and all the other Gods and messiahs that ever were, are or shall be. Racial belief, bigger sigh, there's only one human race baby, us, all of us, regardless of nationality or skin colour, we are all one race. There's no such think as a white (Caucasoid) race or a black (Negroid) race, such things are words used to cause hate, differences between us. It's silly. 

We have to understand as a species that we aren’t important to the Universe, the Galaxy, the World, even to each other, though I kind of figure lots of people already understand we aren’t important to each other, wars, brutal violence, rape, child abuse, yeah the folk who are prepared to carry out such terrors already know no one is special to each other. Shame they can’t think beyond their petty wants, their insane hate, but hey, they’re only people what do you expect?

But yeah, all the big questions are easily answered, we only make them hard by thinking too much, or not at all. For example: Do you believe in the death penalty? I sure as Hell do. Why? Well, this is how it works, there’s only this, now, there’s no afterlife, no Heaven and no Hell, there are no Gods, or a singular God, no demons or devils, this is all there is, and that’s a Goddamn fact. There’s no such thing as sin, you can’t steal, rape or murder and then be punished for it after death, the idea is preposterous. Therefore rapists and murderers, and people who are even worst, should be cut from the World now. So yeah, I’ll vote for the death penalty. Frak 'em all.

If someone could tell you the exact time you were going to die, would you let them? Again Hell yes, imagine having that kind of foresight, it would be amazing. You could plan every aspect of your life, truly live in the moment, making the most of it all. Because I don’t, not at the moment, does anyone?

If you found out you were going to die today, would you have any regrets? Everyone should have regrets, what’s the point of living without having moments where you wish you’d gone left instead of right? Living, having a life, means having at least one regret. Mine own big regret is not completing the comic book samples for Chaos Comics back in the day, if I’d been successful I could have been a professional comic book artist at some stage of my pathetic existence. 

What’s your single greatest moment of personal failure? I guess it’s the failed comic book samples. I was foolish that day. Lazy. Lacking in self confidence, I'm one of those folks who never thinks they're good enough to amount to anything.

No matter how bad things get are you aware that someone always has it worst? But, of course, there’s not one thing I can really complain about. My life is pretty much complete, I know for a fact at moments of feeling down there’s others who really have it bad. Bad health. Bad life all round. Mine is ace, in comparison.

If you could do it all over again, would you change anything? Knowing what I know now if I had to live my life over I’d change just about everything, I’d be better educated, learn a variety of languages, be physically fit, avoid all the mistakes I have made. I'd definitely, and at an earlier age, have fled England, for Canada or New Zealand, or probably America, way back in my glory days.

What’s it all about life? It’s not about anything, it just is.

Why are we here? Because we’re here. There’s no big mystery behind it all, it was simple lust and fornication that led to my, your, existence. Get over it.

But, yeah big powerful questions that people ask themselves, big crazy things that cause terror, because people, perhaps not everyone, but a big bunch of us, are lost, trying to discover purpose, but there is no purpose. We just are, everything just is. It’s a crazy World but we just have to accept it. I have this idea that we should remain attached to our childhoods, to laugh like we did when we were kids, have good clean fun like we did when we were kids, be happy like we were when we were kids, find joy like we did when we were kids. Being an adult is about being constrained, following the dictates society places upon us. It's like we've forgotten what's important, if we could remember, or rediscover, then we could remake this World, for the better.

 

Texting In The Cinema…

… what the f?

I have just read this on AintItCool; http://www.aintitcool.com/node/55279 and I had a similar experience today watching Avengers Assemble (UK title), I noticed during the course of the movie that several people in a variety of rows were texting, silently, during the movie, the light from their phones lit up quite regularly, at the time it didn’t bother me, Avengers Assemble was AWESOME. But upon reading this I am now, in retrospect, annoyed.

Most people who own a mobile phone do not need a mobile phone, shock, horror, but true. The only people who need to be contacted at any point of the day are people who have jobs of an important nature, which isn’t the ignorant idiot masses, most folk, and this is a fact, go check it out if you don’t believe me, have an unimportant job, and a life that is meaningless, normally a job created just to keep folk off the street, or more likely off their already fat asses, these jobs include every single person who works in retail or manufacturing, your jobs aren’t important, you contribute nothing to the continued existence of humanity, you, your life, meaningless, die now. As evidence for my outrageous claim I present to you at least two hundred thousand years of human existence without retail or manufacturing.

But everywhere you go these days there’s deluded frakking idiots who revel in their self imagined importance, texting, or just generally and annoyingly using their phones, like they’re the nobility, Presidents, Prime Ministers, in government, in any such like seat of power, or importance, but they’re not, most folk aren’t. Mobile phones should only be available to those who really need them, not the ignorant idiot masses, boy we sure the Hell don’t need them. I can estimate, using my awesome brain and self awareness, that not one person I have met, known, or still know has ever made an important call or text upon a mobile phone, and never will.

Unfortunately this is the Age of Idiocy, of complete and utter stupidity. Ninety nine percent of mobile phone owners/users, can actually go the rest of their utterly frakking stupid existence without ever using their mobile phone, and guess what their life will still continue, they will continue to exist, to breath, to be a moron, the rest of humanity will continue to progressively become more stupid, selfish and self destructive, without a mobile phone ever being used ever again the World will continue to revolve on its axis, the Sun to shine.

If there’s anywhere that needs an end to mobile phones, and eating and talking, it’s the cinema, no one needs to talk during a movie, nor to have something to eat or drink, and not one single ordinary, average cinema goer ever has to use a mobile phone during a movie viewing. Sigh!

My words, point of view, falls on deaf, ignorant, ears, most folk being so wrapped up in their stupid meaningless existence that they don’t realise they are nothing, in fact, and to be both accurate and honest, less than nothing, I myself, being nothing a nobody, have still scrapped from the bottom of my shoes (normally Converse) animal discharge, in some form, just as important to existence as people truly are.

This is the Age of Celebrity, yet not a single celebrity is the least bit important, or interesting, this is the Age of Wannabe Celebrity, yet not a single wannabe is the least bit important or interesting, this is the Age of Idiocy, and yet not a single idiot is the least bit important or interesting, yet when I encounter these people, celebrities not counted in this statement, the Wannabes and the Idiots truly, deluded, believe themselves to be the centre of, if not the Universe, then certainly the World.

The problem with people these days is the huge ego they carry around with them, and mobile phones, and social networking sites, have contributed to this notion that people, no matter how vulgar, horrendous, stupid, vacant, disgusting or pathetic they are, have some sort of import to the continued existence of, well, existence.

Most people can’t believe they aren’t important, most people carry around a conviction of great importance, the meek, the mellow, the humble are a minority and poor old folk like me have to suffer a World of deluded, seriously so, folk. Sigh. It never gets any better, only worst.

On a positive note, watching Avengers Assemble in the cinema this morning/afternoon was AWESOME.

 

Being A Misanthropic Geek Is Ace

There’s not one thing about myself physically, mentally or personality wise I’d change if I could, I enjoy, with great fondness being me, perhaps everyone loves being the way they are, I can’t be certain of that for sure, but it should be a truism.

We humans are a strange animal, certainly the strangest that’s ever walked the Earth, at least in this third (?) age of humans, it’s a shame people are so strange, I imagine a far better human World if people were slightly more logical, intelligent and sane, but yearning for a World that will never exist, not during my lifetime at least, is pointless, it’s akin to my yearning to live the remainder of my life in the confines of January the first 1980 to December the thirty first 1989, it’s never going to happen. But then lots of things, I wish for, won’t happen, disappointingly so, it’s another shame that during our lives we experience disappointment, but that’s just the way it is, I guess we shouldn’t aim, or dream, so high, but then without higher goals, big thoughts, huge ideas, I imagine life would be rather dull, it’s a life I wouldn’t be capable of living, a life devoid of independent, original thought.

I furiously love my anti human attitude, I’m a total misanthrope, down with people, the well known philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer once wrote, "human existence must be a kind of error." I don’t concur with his statement, an error means there was a hand guiding human creation, and there wasn’t, no God, or Gods, behind our existence, just plain old physical interactions between chemical compositions that resulted in the miracle, or freakiness, of life. 

Being a total non believer in the supernatural is one of my favourite traits, I love being an Atheist and contradicting people’s insane believes in Gods, demons, ghosts and aliens, I could talk and talk and talk for hours explaining to people that we the masses are a controlled sheep like creature, every aspect of our lives carefully managed by puppeteers, men and women of wealth and power who decide how we behave, what we think, how we live our lives, it’s true, and the evidence is there for anyone who can read, and understand, the history of the human race. Obviously one of the major (?) things these puppeteers created to control the masses is supernatural belief, it wasn’t the idiot masses long ago who created Yahweh, Adam and Eve, Abraham, Moses or Jesus, it was well educated, intelligent wealthy people, who were family members of the royal bloodlines, the religious leaders of the times were connected in some way to royal bloodlines, all religions were created to dominate, dictate to the idiot masses, and the differences between various religions, Judaism, Christianity and Islam has led to many wars, the idiot masses wasting their lives mired in anger and hate, and the puppeteers, aware of the truth that there are no Gods, have been laughing their heads off at how easy it is to influence the idiot masses, and this control via religion still continues today, I find it completely bonkers that other people cannot see that religions were created by the people who rule and that not one religion as any basis in fact, but then most people don’t read, have no interest in achieving a level of understanding, no matter how small, some say, ‘ignorance is bliss,’ but I don’t accept that, being aware of the environment you live in, have an understanding, even if it’s still limited, of the World around you, possessing knowledge, if only a little, being capable of empathy, of love, of self respect, of honour, that’s akin to bliss, ignorance just leads to idiocy, anger and hate.

Ignorant people are the idiots who attend English Defence League rallies, are prepared to vote for the British National Party, ignorant folk are violent, hate other people for being of African descent (although all of humanity obviously is) being from India (even though ignorant folk consider such people to be Paki’s, which would mean they’re from Pakistan not India, sigh) ignorant folk hate people for being German or French, Welsh or Scottish, the hatreds of ignorant folk seem never ending and all of their hate is controlled by the puppeteers, especially here in England a nation where people are easily influenced by the national gutter press, who will win the next general election? Let The Sun newspaper and therefore Rupert Murdoch decide, a man who isn’t English nor even lives in England, but hey oh, better than having thoughts of your own isn’t it?

I guess my misanthropy doesn’t extend to encompass the entire human race, just stupid people, of which there is so many, there’s more stupid people in the World than there are intelligent, especially here in England, boy, what a stupid collection of ignoramuses. I have a new insult that I am using to express my disdain at a collective of people, what is that insult, check this out; you England football squad, the ultimate insult, in my opinion, I dislike profanity, and try not to use it myself, it’s the language of the ignorant masses, and I don’t aspire to be ignorant, so now when I see a group of people who are quite frankly abhorrent to me I think, what an England football squad. I enjoy using insults no one else uses, for years I have used frak, frakking, frak you, not because of the influence of the television show Battlestar Galactica but because of the influence of the comic book creator Keith Giffen in his work on Lobo. This influence leads me into explaining another mode of control, the puppeteers have given us entertainment, most of us fail to entertain ourselves so we are slaves to those who provide entertainment for us via television companies, the music industry, the movie industry, and for the minority who enjoy reading, via book and comic book companies, obviously these days younger folk find entertainment via X Boxes and Playstations, or smart phones, but all that entertainment is controlled, entertainment only exists to placate the idiot masses, to prevent mass scale social upheaval, I guess when you think about it we perhaps need that control without it there’d be more rape and murder. Maybe.

Though I enjoy my misanthropic traits it’s the geeky aspect of my personality I love the most. Being able to spend a lazy day just reading comic books is for me a perfect day. At one time I did find myself embracing the English compulsion of spending far too much time, and money, inside dirty public houses, fortunately those days are long ago and I barely remember them, it’s like it happened to someone else, these days I avoid such dirty establishments most of the time and happily like to spend what free time I have alone, sometimes reading, but mostly watching DVDs/Blu-Rays.

Now I am aware that entertainment is just a form of control, a distraction, but being a member of the idiot masses, which I surely am, I embrace with great happiness television boxsets, handfuls of DVDs, classic movies, I revel in piles of comic books, receiving paper cuts in areas better not spoken of in polite circles, though I can through my misanthropic tendencies condemn the idiotic masses for their ignorance and idiocy, I am well aware that I am almost the same, emphasis on almost.

As a geek I could be an ignoramus, and also an idiot, but I choose not to be, though like a sheep I do choose to be led to slaughter by my love for comic books and movies, and what a way to go, death through being saturated with awesome comic book stories and movie plots, it’s the way I want to go, if I can’t be eaten alive by a Great White shark that is.

Being a geek makes me very proud, and my geek community is pretty Goddamn fantastic, though at times geeks can be a little exuberant and illogical when it comes to the stuff they love, but I doubt a geek ever started a war, and certainly no wars, have yet, been fought over what’s better Star Trek or Star Wars? If such a war did break out between various sections of the geek community it would be settled online via the World of Warcraft or some other type of online game, no one would be physically hurt, we geeks being renowned for our lack of physical prowess in the manly martial arts. Besides there’s a well known Universal Law, geek shall never kill geek, we geeks are peaceful folk, we are kinda special, yes in that way.

I know for certain I have special needs, I can just about manage to operate competently in this World, but only just, and that’s only on my own, my special needs prevents my relationships with members of the opposite sex, in that respect I am incompetent, my geekiness prevents me from establishing any sort of romantic ties, not all geeks are like me, some, perhaps a rare few, known as lucky sods, or freaks, within the geek community can have relations with members of the opposite sex. I personally only know two women, one’s my mother the other my youngest sister, I do have another sister but of her I know nothing. The only time I speak to members of the opposite sex, other than my mother and sister, is when I’m being served in a public house, eatery, cinema or shop, the rest of the time these strange humans are a mystery to me, one I’ll never solve. I like not knowing members of the opposite sex, it’s probably not healthy, but I’m the kind who believes that you can look, but don’t touch, and I certainly don’t plan on touching, I refuse to get arrested, again.

That’s perhaps the oddest thing about being a geek, females dislike us, which isn’t a failing on the part of geeks, or women, it’s just this strange phenomenon, that seems true, at least in my experience, I have never gotten along with women, I never will. My plan, eventually, is to invest in one of those Real Dolls, it’s close to being the real thing, at least I think it is, only better, I can still enjoy comic books and ace movies, avoid having to do boring stuff, you know the type of stuff, shopping, parties, family visits, babysitting, all the stuff that prevents a geek from being a geek, in fact now I think about it why invest in a Real Doll? What’s wrong with one’s own imagination? The Internet? Evolved appendages? Wahey, my saved funds for my Real Doll can be now used for something more worthwhile, hmm, this post, this morning, has been well worth the amount of time I have wasted on it, it’s awoken my thought processes to a different way of thinking, for the time being at least.

Huzzah, my geeky misanthropic brain.

 

Making England A Better Safer Place

Based upon recent events in my nearby home town of Mansfield, I’ve been considering how England can be made a better, safer place to live, and I’ve hit upon a solution, a really good one. This idea of mine will be mailed, perhaps electronically, to all the major, and minor, political parties, if at all possible.

What’s my, and quite frankly genius, idea?

It’s this; most people, male and female, in prison bear somewhere upon their skin tattoos, now I hate tattoos, this current phenomenon of tattoos, this obsession with, is an example of the absolute stupidity of modern man, and woman, in my very humble opinion at least, tattoos were only made popular by celebrities, at one time tattoos were considered taboo (heh) now every man, woman and child as a tattoo, accept for of course those few who have more respect for themselves. Now it’s true most, if not all, criminals bear tattoos, it’s also true that in most, if not all, cases people with tattoos are scum, I’m not sure if that’s a fact, and I can’t confess to that being a theory, it’s more a hypothesis on my part, naturally some research needs to be undertaken to prove rightly or wrongly whether my hypothesis is true, but let’s assume it is true. 

So people who commit crimes, behave anti socially are more likely to wear tattoos upon their skin than not. Let’s take that as fact. Now crime and anti social behaviour is detrimental to our nation, and there should be some way to combat both crime and anti social behaviour, but with the global economy in a downward spiral towards doom and disaster government spending cuts are inevitable, indeed the police authorities throughout the land are expecting major changes over the next few years, changes that may affect the way they are able to police the land, meaning there will be a rise in crime and anti social behaviour, but there’s a way to put a stop to most crime and anti social behaviour. How?

I’m proposing the government initiates a plan to bring back all of our troops stationed overseas, these returning Armed Forces will be sanctioned with rounding up all residents of England who bear upon their grotesque bodies tattoos, these disrespectful people will be interned in camps and over a period of a few months exterminated thereby reducing crime and anti social behaviour within the borders of this small island, obviously members of the Armed Forces will be exempt from this policy of extermination, but only those who joined the Armed Forces before the introduction of this cull. This sensible idea will of course massively reduce the population of England, for the better I might add, like I have previously stated most people who commit crimes or are anti social wear tattoos, are indeed obsessed with and discuss tattoos with their peers, whether that person wishes to hear such boring nonsense or not. The reduction of the population would create more jobs, will reduce the burden on the benefit system and health service massively, most people on benefits are the kind of people that bear badly inked tattoos, most people responsible for the near collapse of the health service bear badly inked tattoos, naturally people with tattoos are also more likely to have alcohol and drug related problems, it’s a fact, being obsessed with a scumbag interest like tattoos, leads to obsession with other scumbag interests, alcohol and illegal drugs, this is a fact, and I don’t even need to research this to know that it is. 

Now I know that the extermination of perhaps more than half the population of England is rather outrageous, but consider the future, we all know there’s going to be more economic problems, which we lead to more employment problems, which would lead to a larger benefit problem, more problems with crime and anti social behaviour, more problems with the health service and the continual deterioration of the education system, there are no proposals I am aware of to solve these problems. Though I am aware of the fact that some people in government, and other areas of power, agree that there needs to be a eugenics program introduced to all nations, and it’s true, there does need to be a eugenics program introduced, now no eugenics program will be fair, it’s impossible, and as they say, ‘you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs,’ my idea for the extermination of people with tattoos will of course mean the eradication of some innocents, it’s unavoidable, and lots of children will be made orphans, but the positives outweigh the negatives.

I know that in the future, perhaps nearer than I think, governments will have no choice but to reduce their populations, act now and not only can the population be reduced before its too late but other major social problems can also be solved.

It’s a good idea. 

I of course bear not a single tattoo, and never will.

 

Mansfield Makes National News Again

And once again it’s for all the wrong reasons.

What is wrong with the town? Are the problems with Mansfield reflected throughout England? I regularly state that this England isn’t the one I was born into, grew up in, it’s unrecognisable from my childhood. Mansfield, and Woodhouse, are the same, obviously.

When I was a child I don’t remember there being drug gangs ruling the area like there is now, am I the only person who wonders where all the expensive vehicles parked outside the houses on dirty streets come from? Take a day off work and wonder why there are young men, aged eighteen to twenty five, driving BMW’s, Audi’s, Porsche’s? It can’t be due to the fact these young men have good, well paid jobs, on a week day with them speeding through residential areas? On warm days parked up outside public houses, The Swan in the town centre being the prime destination of these wealthy (?) young men. Employment is difficult to find for the under twenty five’s, or so the government informs us, and these owners, drivers, of expensive motors hardly look like the types to be capable to claim and hold a well paid job, not with their baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle, their unclean, unwashed looking football shirts and tracksuit bottoms identifying them as a part of a new English community. I always try to figure out how these young men can afford to first buy such a vehicle and then have the money to afford insurance, it’s not by working in a factory or a supermarket, not when wages very rarely top the minimum wage. So these young men in their flash motors must be earning an income by some other means, right? Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed.

But I sort of digress, yeah, Mansfield hits the national news once again for all the wrong reasons, the violent assault on a four year old, jeez, who would want to stab a child? What kind of an area is this? What kind of a country is this?

At what time, long ago, did people, a nation full of them, stop being shocked by the outrages that happen within this island’s borders on a daily basis? These days, outrages, rape, murder, we take in our stride, a woman beaten to death for dressing like a Goth, no big deal effing Goths, right? And yes, I have heard that comment made. A man beaten to death in Trafalgar Square, during daylight, in front of hundreds of people, for being homosexual, again no big deal effing Homo’s, right? Yup, again I have heard people make such a comment. Children stabbed to death by other children while adults stand looking on. We call our modern age, the 21st Century, a time of progress, though if this is progress what the Hell would regression be like? Worst. Right?

I guess I shouldn’t be concerned, what’s the point? Why be interested in the fall of English morals, of respect, of good manners, of abiding by the Laws, it’s certainly not something that should concern a modern Englander, or a modern human, anywhere. 

What crime can be committed to cause national outrage? Anything? Not it seems violence against children, not even that, what a pathetic, disgusting, state my nation finds itself in. 

I can happily, but sadly, admit, I hate this modern, so called, civilised age.